Silly last commands

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We keep a log of everything that causes the game to reboot (or not), and from time to time, I check over the logs to see what has caused it to spontaneously "do a Micro$oft". In an ideal world, the only last commands the MUD ever records would be "shutdown reboot" from one of the immortals.

This is not an ideal world, but instead, we find some amusing last commands...


Miriam was caught doing WHAT exactly?

  • Miriam: "finger pants" - 3001 (Thu May 11 02:34:29 2006)

Worst ever attempt at shopping:

  • Sauron: "list" - 3009 (Thu May 11 00:27:52 2006)

Premature hope:

  • Cypher: "'Wow, someone up there loves me - I'm glad I found you...I'm looking for an exit - Can you help?" - 1013 (Mon Apr 24 17:57:31 2006)

Artoo get the best possible answer:

  • Artoo: "where shinzo" - 3001 (Sun Apr 23 19:09:42 2006)

Some crashes are inevitable:

  • Agent Smith: "say Do you hear that sound, #!? That is the sound of inevitability" - 1050 (Fri Apr 21 01:25:02 2006)

Empire Strikes Back, the abridged version:

  • Grand Moff Karox: "say We've located the rebel base..." - 3006 (Wed Jun 5 12:28:02 2002)

Sometimes, life's like this:

  • Bigfoot: "'that's unfair" - 3001 (Tue May 30 21:05:42 2006)

Long life? You'll be lucky:

  • a rioter: "Say Banzai!" - 1903 (Fri Apr 13 19:05:45 2007)

When safe sex isn't safe enough:

  • a cybernetic scientist: "wear chastity" - 4172 (Sun May 6 00:43:07 2007)

Zeus' final solution:

  • Zeus: "shutdown die" - 1299 (Sun Apr 23 22:05:31 2006)

Wonder what this button does?

  • Miriam: "pull north button" - 2507 (Sat Dec 15 21:31:09 2001)

Somebody knows some powerful swear words:

  • the AT-AT pilot: "curse" - 414 (Sun Mar 31 12:48:23 2002)

I can't help wondering what the question was…

  • Zeus: "say yes" - 31001 (Fri Apr 5 05:33:46 2002)

Drakkkaar got the last laugh:

  • Zeus: "nolastcmd drakkkaar" - 3065 (Thu Apr 11 13:32:21 2002)

New and improved! More annoying! Now with added crashes:

  • Talkietoaster: "say You want some toast?" - 1231 (Sat May 4 13:48:47 2002)

I didn't even know we had a chessboard:

  • the White Knight: "kill black" - 1731 (Wed Jan 2 11:39:16 2002)
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